Bored-Tron

Well, here we are. Another Trevor Danger post. Remember when there were three people on this blog?

I KEED!

Alright. Guitar Hero 3 is en route to me, so I will be understandably MIA for the next, oh, three months or so. Before then, I leave you with this.

Happy Fun Ball Hyphen Danger (HFB-D for the uninitiated) has taken to making up words. Not like that’s a new thing… far fucking from it. These days, though, she’s playing a game and the rules are finally based in our realm (as opposed to Narnia, where I honestly believe she hails from). So, for the interest of entertaining you all until I return from beating GH3 (bleeding fingers and all), I present the simple rules.

Happy Fun Ball Hyphen Danger’s Create-Your-Own-Robot Rules
1. Think of an adjective/noun or practically any fucking word
2. add “-tron” to the end of said word

VOILA! A robot has been created! This robot monstrosity has the power to do whatever you decided in Step #1.

EXAMPLES from real life (holy shit, does this depress me because my real life includes conversations where these examples apply)

• StinkTron = A robot who is very smelly (used in reference to one of our cats)
• InfoTron = A robot with vast amounts of knowledge
• PurrTron = A robot who purrs a lot

And, just to prove that I’m one step ahead of you fucks, I’ve already created:

• TronTron – A robot who knows he’s a robot

Yeah… all meta on your ass, yo!

So, have fun creating robots in the comments section until I get back. And, please, come up with something better than “CrackTron” and “PornoTron” (which just totally fucked up Drewbacca’s and Trent’s ideas).